phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur

I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 

That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

legitimism:

Do you ever wonder how many people have loved you and never told you?

so-personal:

everything personal♡

(Source: vorfreudde)

7bottles:

i want to live by the ocean but also in the forest but also in the mountains but also in a big city but also in the countryside u feel me

  • Uncle: are you texting a boy?
  • Me: no
  • Uncle: why not??
  • Me: boys are gross
  • Uncle: *sarcastically* you a lesbian?
  • Me: *doesn't look up from phone* yeah

facts-i-just-made-up:

darrynek:

These pics were taken one second apart

Lightning is REALLY BRIGHT

That’s the thing though, this isn’t lightning. The photos were both taken in daytime, the right photo being the normal condition. What you’re seeing in the left photo is a darkning strike.

Darkning is 50,000 times more rare than lightning, in fact most storms will never have a single instance of it. But when static charges between clouds become so energized that the electricity begins to form its own gravity, a black hole like the one created at CERN is briefly formed, sucking up all the light in the area and resulting in a brief “unflash” of darkning.

Less dangerous than lightning, Darkning lasts for a shorter time and you’d have to be within the event horizon to be harmed by it. Despite thousands a year dying of lightning strikes, only one man has ever been recorded as killed in a darkning strike, and that man was Lewis Caroll, author of Alice in Wonderland, which many historians believe he wrote based on that strange and fatal experience.

(Source: panerasexual)

Goddammit someone punch me or do something to get me to stop crying.

ask-sane-belarus:

puzzlemaster777:

gaypee:

girltwink:

just let me slip into something more…. spaghetti.

YOU JUST RUINED A WHOLE TUB OF FUCKING SPAGHETTI HOW FUCKING DARE YOU WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU I’M CALLING THE COPS BEEP BOOP BOOP HELLO POLICE THIS FUCKER RUINED THE ONLY THING GOOD IN LIFE AND THEY NEED TO BE KILLED IMMEDIATELY SEND THE ARMY SEND THE A TEAM SEND THE AVENGERS PLEASE HURRY AND KILL THIS CRAZED SPAGHETTI HATER

Is this aph Italy???

((IF YOU ARE A ROMANO/FEM ROMANO COSPLAY JUST PLEASE DUB THIS))

ask-sane-belarus:

puzzlemaster777:

gaypee:

girltwink:

just let me slip into something more…. spaghetti.

YOU JUST RUINED A WHOLE TUB OF FUCKING SPAGHETTI HOW FUCKING DARE YOU WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU I’M CALLING THE COPS BEEP BOOP BOOP HELLO POLICE THIS FUCKER RUINED THE ONLY THING GOOD IN LIFE AND THEY NEED TO BE KILLED IMMEDIATELY SEND THE ARMY SEND THE A TEAM SEND THE AVENGERS PLEASE HURRY AND KILL THIS CRAZED SPAGHETTI HATER

Is this aph Italy???

((IF YOU ARE A ROMANO/FEM ROMANO COSPLAY JUST PLEASE DUB THIS))